40th UAE National Day

December 2nd, 2011

Today marks the 40th anniversary of the United Arab Emirates formation.

Although it’s been a short history, it’s been an amazing story of progress and prosperity.

The local Emiratis celebrate the event through revving the turbos in their hotted up cars to deafening levels, and by covering them with masses of crazy string, and snow in a can.

It was truly a lot of fun. We found a good vantage point on Beach Road, which at 6pm was already pumping with a car park of amazingly decorated cars in all directions. They weren’t literally car parks, just cars not moving.

There were so many amazing cars painted in the Red, Green, White & Black of the UAE flag, or adorned with patriotic stickers of the Nation’s rulers. No expats seemed to take the celebration to such limits, we at least had UAE flags hanging off the windows – like many others had.

It was interesting to see the local guys focus quite a lot of their spraying of crazy string on certain seemingly non-descript cars. We worked out later it was the cars of local Emirati women – which were only able to be spotted through the extremely dark window tinting.

Another trick the guys with snow in a can had was to walk down the line of cars that are stuck in traffic. Then when they reach a car with their windows down, they let the car have it and fill it with as much snow and string until the car’s windows close. I learned this first hand when they got me! I’ve never noticed before how extremely slowly our electric windows go up, when you need them up. It was all a lot of fun.

It made me think though, a night like that couldn’t work in Australia. Here no cars were spared, in Australia I imagine quite a few folks would be protective of their cars and fights would probably ensue. And the partying that we saw on show was totally alcohol-free. In Australia, the addition of alcohol – such as at our own Australia Day celebrations – more often than not eventually turns such large public events into a bit of a disaster, once people become too far gone.

The celebrations started around 6pm, but they’re still going now at 2:15am. We’re not sure what time this will stop.

Happy 40th birthday UAE. Thanks for having us and my family. You don’t look a day over 35. ;-)

Here’s to the next 40!

Ryan Adventures, Newsworthy , , ,

Ferrari World – 26 November 2011

November 26th, 2011

We’ve had a visitor from Australia stay with us, who happens to be an extremely huge Ferrari and formula 1 racing fan. So today we went with him to Ferrari World, and possibly made his year or decade. In fact Lewis at three years is at the age where he’s really interested in cars. It was nothing though, next to someone who has watched and collected Ferrari cars for most of his life.

Myles loving to drive me in his classic Ferrari

Being a public holiday we feared the place would be overflowing with people. We were happily wrong. The entire place was free from huge queues until well after lunch – which suited us.

A lesson learned from my last visit was to very early in the day ride the Formula Rosso ride – the fastest ride in the world. Last time we left it until quite late in the day when the line was estimated by the staff to take more than two hours.

However long it takes to wait in line, it’s worth it! What a mind-blowing ride. I’m used to screams when roller coasters take off, this ride was practically silent for the first 10 seconds. The 247km/hr within 2 seconds puts everyone into some exhilarating form of silent cardiac arrest. in those sorts of situations I try to tense right up or relax. In this case, there was nothing I could do except grimace and try to recall how to breathe. The other shocking point is, most speedy rides quickly hit their top speed then slow down. The Formula Rosso on the other hand explodes you from stationary to the speed of light, but keeps going, and even disproves Einstein and accelerates even faster for a few seconds longer than you think you can cope with. I can’t recommend this ride enough.  Some of the rides have a warning for people with heart conditions. I fear people wouldn’t truly know they have a heart condition until they take this ride, and then it’d all be too late.

My mate and I both concluded that after that ride, we were happy enough to go home without seeing or doing anything further.

It wasn’t surprising, all other rides failed to live up to that experience.

We didn’t though. We saw the rest of the rides.  Well he did, I had been before so I didn’t need to do everything again.  Instead I spent most of my time following the kids between driving various Ferrari car replicas.  Both boys looked way too comfortable driving Ferraris.  Hopefully they get over this before they’re driving age.

In my humble opinion, the only thing which was not truly amazing in the Ferrari sense of the word was the La Garra show. La Garra is a high energy acrobatic, roller blade, and grungy percussion thing. All the crazy kids involved were very exciting as they jumped around and pumped up the crowd, but I couldn’t help but think ‘what’s all this about?’.  Ferrari to me, and the rest of the Ferrari World experience is about the prestige of one of the finest high quality, most highly sought after vehicles.  The show was more high school musical meets Formula 1 pit lane.

Lewis getting the hang of driving a Ferrari too quickly for my liking.Myles loving to drive me in his classic Ferrari

Ferrari World is always a good day out.  Or day in I should say, give it’s the world’s largest indoor theme park.  But unless you have an unlimited budget, it’s not something you would want to do too often.

Lewis no longer a toddler, he's proudly within the AED 120 category - I mean, Children's category.

 

The boys are at the perfect age to really enjoy the place.  In fact, it was a very difficult task to get Lewis out – as the photo to the right illustrates well.

Ryan Adventures ,

Weathering Dubai

September 21st, 2011

The end of Summer is impending, and we’re already starting to get a sense of the beautiful weather in store. I could translate this for someone not living in Dubai as, the heat is no longer so much that you’ll die quickly outside of air conditioning.

I think it’s interesting how everyone’s expectations are such a lowest common denominator. Conditions don’t need to be very special to seem “beautiful” after surviving a seasonal onslaught of >40 degrees centigrade combined with >60% humidity. (I won’t mention the temperature exceeding 50, cause it never happens. Some believe this is due to people being allowed to take days off whenever it officially hits this mark, so it’s just never published.)

We must take clues from other areas to confirm that the weather really is beautiful. From my running club’s perspective weather is turning beautiful because most of us can now run more than 16kms without our socks becoming too wet with sweat to proceed – the dreaded “squelch” as our running patriarch Murph describes it. I suppose it’s unsurprising I’ve yet to hear a single weather forecast on TV use such descriptions.

Another positive sign of better days ahead is the number of people beginning to go to the beaches again. Or go camping. Or even to sit outside at restaurants or pubs again. It’s amazing that some of our regular spots can survive the hiatus. These venues are doing almost the equivalent of a bear’s hibernation from July to September. Not only is the heat the concern then, it’s also Ramadan and school holiday time – so it’s very bare in the country anyway, with everybody returning to their homelands. In an Australian’s case, returning to THEIR country’s worst weather.

Anyway, let’s enjoy the beautiful weather (“let’s enjoy doing what is considered normal in every other country again”).

Ryan Ponderings ,

gulfnews : Ramadan alert: Top 5 scams to watch out for

July 14th, 2011

It’s always good to be aware of known scams doing the rounds.

Gulfnews has published some in readiness for the upcoming Ramadan period:
gulfnews : Ramadan alert: Top 5 scams to watch out for.

Me and a colleague have seen scam #2 half a dozen times between us:

2) SUIT YOURSELF, SIR

A well-dressed European asks you for directions. He claims he’s an Italian designer who’s in town for a garment exhibition and has some Armani or Gucci designer suits left over. They cost a fortune, but he offers to sell them at Dh200 apiece, sometimes even less as he’s in a hurry to fly back. He’ll even show you a passport, plane ticket (probably fakes) to prove his identity. The suits are cheap counterfeits, of course. But then, if you’re buying out of a trunk of a car you can’t expect anything better, can you?

GOING ON SINCE: For at least six years with some variations.

AREA OF OPERATION: Mostly around Bur Dubai and Deira.

TOP TIP: Trust your instincts. If the price is too good to be true, it probably isn’t.

Ryan Interesting, Newsworthy ,

DXB Terminal 1 pickup

April 1st, 2011

Early this morning I picked up a friend flying from Australia.  He’s staying with us while holidaying for 10 days or so.  I personally picked him up from the airport, despite the risk of his arrival being a very elaborate April Fool’s Day joke – his emailed booking details suggested he was arriving at 00:15 on April 1st.

In a massive inconsideration on his side, he flew on Royal Brunei airlines. He booked prior to reading my condition of entry clause that our guests must fly with my employer Emirates.  It was good though to finally experience Dubai International Airport’s Terminal 1 for the first time.  Flying Emirates has given us the advantage of only ever using the massive, new and shiny T3 – devoted to Emirates Airline (largest single carrier terminal in the world).

The public area of terminal 1 is very basic, to say the least. It reminds me of my childhood flights to Cairns domestic terminal in Northern Queensland, Australia. Both facilities clearly have no pizazz or gloss.  To a visitor, T1 is just a lot of people waiting outside the automatic arrivals doors – emblazoned with large unwelcoming NO ENTRY signs.

Like all arrival meeting areas, it was filled with emotions.  One benefit of the primitiveness of this facility is it gave the various set of interactions a more raw set of mood. 

Part of me goes all mushy in this kind of environment.  You can’t help but love seeing the genuineness on display as various people greet their incoming guests.

Some of the folks arriving, or those waiting had very tiny babies. From the warm feelings transparent in their embrace it had to be their first introduction to the family.

There were also grown children offering more traditional welcomes to their arriving parents through pausing in front of their family member’s feet, then with their hands sweeping away perhaps any evil sprits before they had gave more standard kisses and cuddles.

Of concern was a very different reunion between perhaps a daughter maybe in her 20s, and her waiting sister and mother. The girl’s face showed that she spotted them, and then she began to walk with more purpose toward her waiting kin. However when I followed her trajectory the responding reactions had no appreciation, welcome, or even anything positive. It was a bit of a downer. I stopped myself from creating theories on the cause and context for close family members coming together with such a negative display.  It didn’t take long for more positive exchanges to fill the time .

There were many scenes all producing different energies of excitement, laughter, curiosity, or adventure.  Sometimes it was a combination of all of the above, and then some.

I waited there for an hour or so, just long enough for my cheap chewing gum to begin to taste like poison and my jaw to ache.  In the time I was waiting, my fondest memory though was reminiscing when I had seen my own family come through the doors of Terminal 3 for the first time after we were split from for four weeks after I moved to Dubai. I can still clearly recall my surprising tears as soon as Myles and I spotted each other through the glass and the quick wiping of them away as we both sprinted to where we could hug.  In just four weeks away he looked like he had aged a whole year. I felt so fortunate now to think that the sheer joy I had at that time came after a month. I’m certain many of the families on display had a much longer wait, it’s lovely to see they finally met again.

You’ve gotta love airports.

Ryan Ponderings ,

Biofuel and airlines

March 15th, 2011

The following story caught my attention, “Airline industry last in line to sign up for algae fuel: Sapphire CEO”:

http://www.flightglobal.com/articles/2011/03/10/354225/airline-industry-last-in-line-to-sign-up-for-algae-fuel-sapphire.html

It’s an interesting prospect that airline procurement teams could soon be negotiating with pool cleaning businesses rather than fuel companies.

Although, perhaps airline carriers in the gulf may not be showing as much interest in the alternative fuel – for some reason.

Ryan Newsworthy ,

Cricket @ 7he Sevens

March 5th, 2011

 

Cricket at 7he Sevens

Lewis very unimpressed with ex-English cricket captain, Mike Gatting

On the weekend we went out to 7he Sevens stadium to attend the annual charity cricket match between the famous Lord’s Taverners and our semi-professional Fly Emirates team.  It was billed as a large fund-raiser, with even buses organised from work to pick up people.  Sadly though, there was nobody really there except the players, their families, and a few tables of VIPs.  It made for an interesting day, given I had Lewis in tow.  And two year olds rarely comply with the etiquette of the posh cricket fraternity.  Having said that, Lewis running around the WAGs drinking their Pims hardly bothered anyone.

The weather was perfect, and the lack of people meant it was a very casual, almost intimate affair.  We decided to leave the pavilion and walk around the vacant field to give Lewis some variety.  We let Lewis spend quite some time rolling down “the hill” (haven’t seen one of those at a cricket field for some time).  Then we continued to walk around the other side where I managed to catch a well-hit six by one of the Fly Emirates batters.  The batsmen were desperately trying to catch up to the 240 run target.  It was to no avail.  On the way back around to the table, one of the English spectators complimented my catching ability. I mentioned it was luck more than anything, I had my eyes closed.  He made a good point.  It doesn’t really matter as long as I didn’t drop it – cause that would have been really embarassing.  Glad I didn’t think of that at the time. I would have dropped it under the pressure.

All in all a lovely day to be out in perfect Dubai weather to catch quite a lovely event – particularly given the Dubai heat will soon make watching cricket all day unimaginable.  We’ll be there again next year.

Ryan Adventures , ,

A load of 2011 updates

January 1st, 2011

It’s almost been an eternity since we had regular internet access at home, so there’s been no blogs for some time.

I’ve occasionally added to a journal, so I’ll post some of these out of date and out of context items below – and reset the date of the publishing, as they were mostly from the start of the year.

The cause of the internet issues was us moving from our spacious Tecom apartment, to an even more spacious villa. So although it was quite painful going without internet, the move was worthwhile.

At the end of 2010 we moved to our Safa villa, which is a family-friendly compound for Emirates employees.  We knew it would be good for children, as we had friends living here before us (incidentally who have left the organisation and country).  Within an hour of us moving, Myles had a friend over, that afternoon they doubled, and now he pretty much lives outside – or brings them here.  The new place almost feels like a holiday house for him with all the new kids to meet and play with.  It didn’t take long though for him to make a regular group of friends. Now it’s not too uncommon to have half a dozen kids around our dinner table doing a painting or some activity we were used to doing with Myles & Lewis alone.  Or through Tecom families we’d need to organise in advance or call around. Now it’s just the kids’ way of life.

With the move to a new area, Myles and I had another failed trip to the library. I assumed they’d be open after 10am on a Saturday. No, it’s not open on the weekend at all. Just like the last time we tried and #failed, it ended with us visiting a nearby Islamic book store and buying a book.  This time we bought animals mentioned in the Holy Qur’an – each chapter told a story of a different animal and history, including one story towards the end comparing Jews to monkeys.

On the work front, our annual IT department meeting reaffirmed our vision that have come from our exec team. And they also discussed our high level goals. To help everyone become a part of this, everyone was given a small piece of paper and told to draw their vision for the organisation’s IT. People were eager to participate, given the incentive of a surprise gift going to the winning entry.  As I told Myles about this, he got a puzzled looking face and wondered why I’m doing kid activities like drawing pictures, and trying to learn Arabic.  He suggested I must work in a nursery.  A few grown-ups could think the same.

We also had another go at dune bashing. One of the guys seems to have more experience (and stories primarily) than the rest of us, but he doesn’t seem to have the same amount of luck with staying out of trouble. He’s the only guy in the group who doesn’t work at Emirates. Myles learnt this, and thought since he drives so crazy, instead of working with us at Emirates he must be a taxi driver. Not only did he have car operating troubles, when we all paused to cool down my poor engine, a group of local guys took some interest in his car and stole it.  Well not literally stealing, but taking it for one hell of a spin. They clearly have no fear, and know how to have a good time.

Also at work we had our 7s Cricket tournament.  It used to be a regular fixture for the people at Emirates. Being an Aussie, I thought I’d have to give it a try. Not that it matters, my estimates of the racial breakdown of the 60-70 players were: 90% Indian, 5% Pakistani, 4% Sri Lankan, and me. And in terms of performance I felt VERY alone. Every body else out there in the hot sun were living and breathing cricket. I on the other hand, were out with the first ball I faced. Not a good representing of Cricket Australia at all. I pegged things back in the second innings, but it was clear I was, and my team was, there to make up numbers for others who were clearly having the time of their life.

On the running front I’ve done very little, although moving to a stone’s throw from a popular running track around Safa Park. I decided to enter the Dubai Creek Striders Half marathon. My intention was to treat it as a training run, and to indicate whether I was on track for the full marathon or not.  It was a successful test, I was DEFINITELY NOT in shape to think about a full marathon.  At one stage in the race I was struggling behind a couple of women running. Then an old Afghani looking gentleman saw me, and heckled what was I doing, this is Dubai – women are meant to be following the men. I struggled to muster any expression in response – which was probably best.

Ryan Adventures, Family news, Newsworthy, Ponderings , , , , ,

Sheikha Latifa leads UAE to second silver

November 23rd, 2010

Horse riding is clearly in the blood. Sheikh Mohammed won gold medal in September’s Endurance World Championship, and now his niece has received a silver at the Asian Games.

the Sheikha Latifa Al Maktoum-led team finished second in the showjumping competition yesterday

via The National – Sheikha Latifa leads UAE to second silver.

Ryan Newsworthy , , , , ,

UAE wins top polluter spot

November 19th, 2010

Confirmation of what I’ve blogged previously, the United Arab Emirates was heralded the world’s leading polluter - not that it’s something to brag about.

An index of 183 countries shows the UAE to be pumping out the most CO2 on the planet.

Interestingly though, my country of origin Australia took second place.

For the record, these carbon emissions have nothing to do with me.

via 7 Days - National News.

Ryan Newsworthy